Dear farmer brown, I am writing to you because i [the ducks] want a water slide because it's boring and all we do is swim. We will give you eggs. So you don't run out of food. And have something to eat. And so you don't have to go all the way into town to get food. The pond is boring and there is nothing to do. So we need something to do. We will play with it heaps. We will be happy and there will be something to do. Instead of swimming. Even though you don't want it. We will still do our job. And you might be able to have a go From Liam